no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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