Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
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Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
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He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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