we're blogging at a bar
My first STD was from a foam party
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
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