just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
