and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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