dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
Randomize
