i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Drunk is not a location!
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
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