Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
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i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
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I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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