I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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