do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
These 25 Drunks Should’ve Gotten Cut Off A Long Time Ago
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
27 Freshmen Who Really Didn’t Know What They Were Getting In To
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction