Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
Houston, we have a blender
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
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