You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
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