because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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