How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
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