If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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