I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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