He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.