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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.

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• (818): View more from California

  im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.

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• (949): View more from California

  Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"

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• (940): View more from Texas

  now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?

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• (909): View more from California

  I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES

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  YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES

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• (660): View more from Missouri

  On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED

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• (305): View more from Florida

  When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"

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  I was feeling the aftermath of his penis

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick

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