My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party