Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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