I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
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you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
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I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.