Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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