So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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