i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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