But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
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he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
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SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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