Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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