he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
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And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
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after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
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