Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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