Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
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I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
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U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
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