idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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