Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
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I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
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I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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