Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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