I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
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He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
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I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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