Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
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i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
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I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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