In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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