Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
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