Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
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I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
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We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
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