Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
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but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
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You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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