Your tits are I can't wait for
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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