Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
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Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
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Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
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