Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
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