so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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