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Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
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I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
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On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
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