just come out here and I will go home with you...
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
