this beer tastes like vomit already
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
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You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
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Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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