Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
okay pat passed out under dana's car
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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