i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
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You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
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Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
pray to the hookup gods
All I want is dick and wine.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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