I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
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I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
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The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
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