we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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