i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
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i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
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The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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