you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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