the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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