That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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