So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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