you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
