I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
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How did I end up in the pool?!
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I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
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You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
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