Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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