I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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