Me. At least after what I've been through.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
Randomize
