I swear she didn't look like that last week.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
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No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
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it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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